Earlier this morning sources indicate that Ian Daddybones was seen at an undisclosed location in preparation for a job interview. About 30 minutes later after buying a 5 hour energy shot and two $2 scratchers (both losers) he was obviously successful as he had the following to say: “It’s a good day for all of us. I feel satisfied that the management team made a good decision in signing me. I feel I have a lot to offer, and in the long run I see things looking pretty fucking fresh. I still get to be awesome on the weekends and a hero to kids worldwide. Cus that’s what it’s all about really. The kids. They are the future. And I got this job on my Natalya’s first birthday.”


Good luck Daddybones. Be fresh and live fresher.